#1. People are usually always willing to help me faster than they are willing to help a guy because I obviously can’t help myself.
#2. I am not expected to be the bread earner of the family. If I work, it is like icing on the cake but if I don’t, no one really thinks it’s absurd or that I am not performing my duties ‘properly’ or that I am a failure. It simply becomes my choice. Of course, no one asks me what I really want to do.
#3. In any given situation, people expect me to cry because I am a woman.
#4. People wait for me to share my feelings and emotions easily because it is supposed to be easy for a woman but no one really believes when I say I can’t.
#5. I have a huge variety to choose from when it comes to shopping, clothing and accessorizing. There is just so much that caters to just female needs because well, the only thing that can make a woman happy is shopping, right?
#6. I am sure that the child is mine since I gave birth to it. There can be no questions about it, since every woman must want a child, it doesn’t matter whether I want one or not.
#7. Since childhood, I am not told to not hit a man. If I do hit a man, I am expected to not be hit back again. Turns out violence in women is never frowned upon.
#8. Be it at work or anywhere else, I cannot really harass men, can I? (because telling people not to harass is not an option, so we protect them.)
#9. If I wear a baggy jeans and a blue shirt, no one will call me manly.
#10. I am not supposed to make the first move, no matter how much ever I want to. It’s not feminine to do so, you see?
#11. However, if I do decide to go and approach someone and ask them out on a date, I am not labeled “creepy” but desperate.
#12. I know for sure that if there is any emergency, I will be rescued first even if there is a man who needs more help than me. I am a woman, you see. Never forget that.
#13. If I choose to, I don’t have to do any work during sex.
#14. No one can tell when I am aroused in public. Actually, no one thinks I can get aroused so hey!
#15. Multiple orgasms. If my pleasure is taken into consideration.
#16. I have the power to not freak out when I see blood because I’ve seen plenty of it but if it shows on my clothes, hell will break loose.